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You can just look at your own real goddamn tits. This is a thing for those boys at school to guffaw at and be like, 'gross'. This was probably the first time I was aware that sexual content was available on the internet, because I understood in a sort of nebulous way that Lara Croft was supposed viideo be connected to sex.

Whatever it was that I was downloading turned out to be a bunch of porn and not anything remotely to do with Tomb Raiderunless you are making a very specific euphemism.

The look of dismay on my tiny year-old face is something I wish someone had taken a photo of. Now, I look at the pictures of Lara Croft naked and polygonal I can't understand why anyone would bother.

It seems like an actual obstacle to jerking off. Did you know that early on in game history graphics were rather difficult to do on computers? This meant that the text parser dungeon ruled supreme in the beginning. The erotic capabilities of text were certainly taken advantage of in the early days of the "video" "game". Back then in the stupkd soup something called MUDsex video born: cybersex that takes sex in a real-time RPG world.

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The women seem a bit sleepy. The waiter in the picture is wondering how long he can stay serving drinks in? A parser game where you type two-word instructions to the computer as to your next actions, Softporn Adventure swings between scatology you can drown in sewage just by flushing a toilet and rape jokes, the sort that a teenager might make: "She takes a pill She's vieo heavily I hope she rapes me!!

Both Softporn Adventure and the later Leisure Suit Larry take you on a sleazefest night out whereby you marry a woman who ties you up and steals your money, you sleep with a hooker and then "fall in love" with a woman who becomes enamoured with you after you give her some fruit. My fruit-loving nature is oft talked about among the male sex. Srx isn't meant to be representative of reality though writer Charles Benton has said that it was inspired by his personal experience and it revels in it.

However, there's little sexual content in it either, and everything is played for schoolboy jokes. In comparing Leisure Suit Larry and Softporn Adventure though, the first-person voice implying the player's direct involvement makes Softporn Adventure 's story more titillating. And the text leaving the imagery to the imagination makes it somehow sexier. Leisure Suit Larry suffers from graphics. Most games with sexual content suffer unsexiness via graphics. Every time sex try to show sexualised images of bodies in games, it's either too inept, stupid does not match the player's idea of what a sexual body or situation looks like.

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I would rather have dinner with Piers Morgan than ever play it again. Most games with "erotic content" are just games that include depictions of women with little to no clothes on, which apparently is enough to have people mostly men cum in their pants violently.

Now blessed with YouTube, the average gamesman can look up videos of these and reassure themselves that they would have enjoyed the "erotic content" as much as they might enjoy the "eroticism" of Custer's Revenge on the Atariwhich co-opts a nation's genocidal shame to portray the unsexiest video game boner in history.

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Fuck Quest is so outlandish that I find it curiously charming: video screen is childishly drawn in Microsoft Paintthe "House 'O Porn" sex shop is an architectural feat resembling lopsided tits, and the player has to fool his prey by wearing a Brad Pitt mask to bed.

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The patch was brought to the official rating board's attention and the whole of America seemed to go aflame. This seemed from the outside to be partly due to the fact that America's right-wingers already videp the globe's best-selling male crime world, and partly due to the fact that few in government quite understood what a "patch" meant. They also didn't really know how fucking annoying video games are to modify. As I learned with the Nude Raider patcha porn video or magazine would have been purloined with more ease.

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Cutscenes, featuring profiles of characters together with no full frontal or explicit nudity are triggered in Mass Effectsexual images similar to those used in prime time television.

The game was rated Mature — appropriate for players years and older. The joke was on Fox, as usual.

Leisure Suit Larry suffers from graphics. Most games with sexual content suffer unsexiness via graphics. Every time you try to show sexualised images of bodies in games, it's either too inept, or does not match the player's idea of what a sexual body or situation looks like. If you describe in textual format how an encounter happens, the player can imagine a scenario or person that is attractive between the descriptions, making even the shittiest sex scene somewhat titillating.

This probably goes some way to explaining the survival of MUDsex. It's why people phone sex lines. It's about the power of language. It's why people describe their actions in bed to each other. Sex is often in the head, not in the image. Having said that, Leisure Suit Larry doesn't actually try: the actual act of sex is "censored", and the gags comedy-wise are what's important.

People often say Leisure Suit Larry wasn't actually about sex, and they were right: the veneer of it, the image of it, the idea of it and the shit jokes it had sold it. And in the end, the commercial success was what mattered. Larry went on to have many successors.

Very few sex games, or games that include sex, are actually about sex, although Koei's game Night Life was sold in Japan as an attempt to help married people figure out their sex life and featured the aptly named chapter "Let's Fuck!! The faceless people in the drawings serve more as a kind of catalogue of ways heterosexual people can fail to pleasure each other than a turn-on, although I can't be sure that in that era people weren't orgasming at the fact their computer could beep "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" after hours of programming.

Koei, along with companies such as Enix, Square and Nihon Falcom helped create the early demand for what are now known as "eroge" games, or Japanese erotic games, many of which can be incredibly narratively complex. Many eroge games have helped grow the popularity of the visual novel genre considerably, and are currently generally good about catering to almost every sexual taste, even if the themes can be dark and violent on occasion. This provided a template for many other eroge games to follow.

The game's undeniable low point is when a black pimp rapes you for being unable to pay for your fellatio. I would rather have dinner with Piers Morgan than ever play it again. Most games with "erotic content" are just games that include depictions of women with little to no clothes on, which apparently is enough to have people mostly men cum in their pants violently. Now blessed with YouTube, the average gamesman can look up videos of these and reassure themselves that they would have enjoyed the "erotic content" as much as they might enjoy the "eroticism" of Custer's Revenge on the Atari , which co-opts a nation's genocidal shame to portray the unsexiest video game boner in history.

And Custer probably got his dangle stuck in a cactus in the process. Richard Eter's adventure game Fuck Quest is a parody of the original Leisure Suit Larry , in that you go from screen to screen collecting things so that you can fuck a lady. However, Fuck Quest actually climaxes hurr with the player lowering a giant disembodied penis in and out of a woman's orifices until "fireworks" happen on screen, and a silly amount of beeping happens from your certainly overpowered computer, simulating at best what it would be like if a BBC Micro tried to bang its own floppy disk drive.

Fuck Quest is so outlandish that I find it curiously charming: every screen is childishly drawn in Microsoft Paint , the "House 'O Porn" sex shop is an architectural feat resembling lopsided tits, and the player has to fool his prey by wearing a Brad Pitt mask to bed. My adventures with it are here on Rock Paper Shotgun. There is also a sequel to the game, Fuck Quest 2: Romancing The Bone , which I haven't played, but the title alone deserves a trophy.

There's a dearth of big-budget games that even include sex, never mind those that directly centre upon the business of x-treme cuddling, and so far the history I've presented has been woefully centred upon the heterosexual male experience.

Japan catered better to gay and sometimes even lesbian sexual experiences through eroge visual novels, but the West has typically lacked any enthusiasm towards making sexual content in games that cater to non-heterosexual fantasies. However, as big-budget games have widened their appeal and become more sophisticated, they have also become better — if not exactly the best — at representing gay or non-heterosexual experiences.

Ah yes, The Sims! Everyone's favourite virtual doll's house, in which you may place your carefully conditioned virtual housemates into a swimming pool, delete the steps and watch them drown with the same evil glee you get when you are with your boyfriend in Topshop and you "accidentally" scare the shit out of him by wandering into the maternity section. The Sims is a series of lucrative video game soap operas distributed by Electronic Arts, a perennial crowd pleaser now working on its fourth edition.

In it you can create little virtual AI people and play house. They can fall in love and have sex known in Sim parlance as "Woohoo". The actual act of genital joy in The Sims is blurred out for the kids, but in massively multiplayer online life simulator Second Life , almost a sister game to The Sims but without the placid AI, you can buy yourself some genitals and go some extremely shady places if you are brave enough.

In the early days of The Sims , I created a horrorshow of a house in which the likenesses of all my flatmates coexisted, resulting in gay love triangles, my boyfriend making out with the other flatmate's girlfriend, and my character attempting to sleep with everyone in the house. My Sim eventually died of hunger because I was too busy trying to get my pissed-off ginger boyfriend back into bed. If there's anything The Sims taught me it is "break fast before breaking bed".

Or, you know. Sims are technically bisexual, in that depending on player preference, Sims can be interested in either men or women, conditioned in their preferences by play. This is not the way my personal sexuality works, but it allows for a pleasant fluidity in the way that The Sims relate to each other.

In The Sims 2 , each Sim is created with a slight preference either way. Later with The Sims 2: Nightlife , you get "chemistry" that can rule how much Sims are attracted to each other, where Sims can have two things that are a "turn-on" and one that is a "turn-off", such as beards, "stink", vampires or — for some reason — logic.

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